Random witterings in semi-organised forms...

KM in console form...?

2009-12-17T22:07:21Z

Sounds about as brutal!

(Bad Language alert... Probably NSFW unless you have headphones.)

Happy Birthday Lou!

2009-11-18T00:08:57Z

The tick of the clock marks a moment for monocromekitty . A lovely lassie that regularly takes on the world and roars straight back!

Sadly, I can't latch on for a hug in person so let's try a different idea. I hope you can handle teh ky00t... ;-)

Many happy returns Lou and all the best for the future. )^.^(

Here ye go Drassil... 8-)

2009-11-08T01:09:49Z

Something I've been curious about for years and literally only figured out tonight :-

Michael Jacksons "Smooth Criminal" (one of my favourite Music Videos of all time) is actually a tribute to FRED ASTAIRE! Indeed, the "Golden Age" of the big movie musicals. 8-S

Found this while wandering YouTube. Yes, it's a fanedit but look at the similarities.

The White suit + Blue Shirt, the dance style. The fact that both of them get stylistically violent through the performances. The general wierdness (Fred blowing up the bar with a beer for example). MJ has also incorporated heck knows how many little refernces and "easter eggs" throughout Smooth Criminal itself.

The geek in me is absolutely loving this...

Scattershot Easter Eggs

2009-10-11T22:19:55Z

OK folks... How many different references can you find... ;-)

Pyromania...

2009-10-10T17:36:54Z

It's not even Halloween yet, but some nutter nearby is already trying to blowup the sky...

A skateboarding god + Shotgun versus the horror of Cthulu...

2009-10-07T17:07:15Z

What the...?!?

Oi! Lapis! How come I didn't hear about this sooner?

"Waking Dead - LIVE!"

2009-09-12T19:56:09Z

Over the years, arcade games have touted themselves as "Virtual Reality", "Enhanced Reality", "Photo Reality", even "Total Reality".

So what the fuck should we call THIS?!? 8-S

Scary and creepy on heck knows how many different levels...

Different solutions to a similar problem....

2009-09-02T21:59:30Z

Ever seen thos "Crane Grabber" games in the arcades? There's all kinds of them and many theories on how to beat them.

But sometimes, you should just take the direct approach...

WARNING! Don't feed the bears...

2009-08-21T18:49:56Z

BY THE RIGHT! QUICK... MAAAAAAARCH!!!

2009-08-15T16:21:15Z

Hehe... Thanks Julian!

Writer's Block: Two Truths and a Lie

2009-08-05T19:47:56Z

Post two truths and a lie about yourself as an answer to Writer's Block. Have people guess which is the lie in the comments.

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OK...

1) I first learned to drive at 6 years old.

2) The school I work in has a rifle range.

3) Many years ago on a trip to Disneyland Paris, I was nearly thrown out of the park for "Beheading" Mickey Mouse...

Best of luck folks... ;-)

Don't screw this up creative movie folks. Please DON'T screw this up...

2009-07-29T21:49:59Z

A watcher of the endless realms... NTFM Nordock.

2009-07-13T22:46:51Z

Ah fucking hell! What IS it with me and constantly bumping into things from previous lives?

Found while looking for a couple of old cartoon series I was trying to remember the names of...

Myself and Coriolis wandered that realm for quite a while. Plenty ups and downs along the way but good times are remembered. (Though I never did manage to get ol' Cor' beyond any of the more basic levels and skills. Spent WAAAAAAYYY too long kicking my heels in "Fugue" while the long suffering eye-rollers dragged my sorry arse back out.)

In truth, I watch this and actually feel a little guilty for leaving the realm when I did. The call of distant horizons and newer realms proved too strong and curiousity dragged me to other places. By the time I returned there, Nordock was already dead. 8-(

Pappa, Zanfus, Soego, Megadari, Deeske, EagleC, the list goes on and on.

I wonder how they all fared... ?

Writer's Block: RIP Michael Jackson

2009-06-26T16:51:16Z

In honor of the King of Pop: What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?

Submitted By deathbylies

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Many would say "Thriller" was his Masterpiece and they could well be right.

"Smooth Criminal" is a pretty close 2nd though.

Rest In Peace Mike. You were as mad as a hatter and liked to spend more time changing yourself into weird and wacky things than you did singing and dancing.

... but there was no arguing the genius that was definately there...

Writer's Block: Department of Burning Questions

2009-06-24T20:37:21Z

In your opinion, what is the cutest animal baby?

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That's an easy one...

Sadly, they don't really have a true place in the grand scheme of things. 8-(

It all began with Rewa...

Crystal Maze - What they REALLY thought of the team... ;-)

2009-06-18T19:33:42Z

Sadly, YouTube wouldn't let me embed this one. But if you remember the Crystal Maze it's well worth the watch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U68PUwXUoQ

audio_tracker @ 2009-06-17T21:43:00

2009-06-17T20:47:30Z

As nearly all Star Trek fans will know, Star Fleet HQ is in San Francisco within running distance of the Golden Gate Bridge.

Unfortunately, this can lead to some rather... "interesting"... recruitment decisions.

Writer's Block: Set the Scene

2009-06-16T16:56:13Z

Empty parking garages, roadside motels, dark caves, dank basements, overgrown forests—what kind of setting makes you feel nervous?

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Strangely enough, I've never been keen on hospitals. Particularly if it's me that's the patient. (Don't you even THINK about it, Pooka! 8-P)

I supposed it's down to the fact that I've never yet managed to go in there without having something either unpleasant or downright painful happen. Being shit scared of needles or anyone coming at me with a scalpel doesn't help matters much either...

Tryin' to get back in the habit...

2009-06-13T21:34:32Z

Writer's Block: There Can Be Only One

2009-05-22T20:37:31Z

Do you believe in monogamy?

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Right now I'd be happy for just about anything... 8-/

"I'd buy that for a Dollar!!"

2009-05-14T22:43:16Z

Normally... I don't bother with this kinda shit but these made me laugh...

OI! Lapis! Get over 'ere a minute!

2009-05-10T23:08:22Z

Can YOU handle teh ky00t?

The state of Video Gaming today...

2009-05-05T23:08:00Z

Y'Tell it like it is, Pal...

Completely legal chaos making...

2009-04-22T15:54:40Z

A group of filmmakers do a very simple thing. They drive along the freeway @ 55mph (the maximum limit for that stretch of road).

Here's the results...

Speed Kills... No argument there at all. However, keeping to the speed limits can be just as crazy...

Zen Sarcasms...

2009-04-19T16:10:00Z

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed...... Skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

13. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

14. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot..

16. Duct tape is like 'The Force' It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

17. There are two theories to arguing with a woman - Neither one works.

18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night